The Haunting - A Micro Novel Based On True Events

Preface

This is the age of small  and smaller things. Smaller, sleeker phones and slim television sets when it comes to technology, thinner wallets (a consequence of investing in the above) when it comes to finance, T20 cricket for sports, nanoparticles for science and micro-blogging for the virtual world. This made me explore the idea of micro-novels. Why not write an entire novel, replete with a preface, a prologue, multiple chapters, and an epilogue - all of which so concise that it wouldn't take you any longer to read them than to watch an Australian batsman get out to spin bowling? But don't let the word "novel" fool you into thinking this is a fictitious account. In fact, it is anything but, and just like my previous post on the blog, it is a narration of true events. So here goes..

Prologue

It was a clear moonlit night. I switched off the lights and crept into my bed. The only light illuminating my now dark room was a streak of moonlight coming in through the window. A gentle wind coming in through the open windows rustled the blinds. My eyes inadvertently crossed the kitchen floor. And then, I saw it- a shadow that couldn't possibly have been human moved across the floor. I switched on the lights and went across to the kitchen. Nothing.. It must have been my imagination. A few months back I had signed the lease as the only tenant in this apartment. The only occupant. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe I wasn't alone after all..

Chapter 1: Signs

I reached home around dusk on one particular evening, and made my way into the kitchen to find something to push down my gullet while going through the regular routine of starting up my computer to check my evening mail (since I usually don't get any in the morning, either). A solitary bagel greeted me on the dining table. "Damn!", I thought, "Forgot to put this in before leaving in the morning.." Then I noticed something. There were satellite particles of bagel lying scattered near the mother ship on the dining table. A more careful examination revealed that there was a small hole in the polythene cover that the bagel was wrapped in. And that was not all. There was a small hole on the side of the bagel. Something had broken through. And eaten a bit of the bagel. In a messy way too. Thomas Bagels may even take it as a compliment. After all, "Everything on it" flavor was their most widely sold bagel. I begged to differ though.

As I chucked the bagel in the trash can, I thought of the possibilities. After ruling myself out as one of the suspects, I thought of possible pests. Cockroaches were the first to come to mind. I haven't known cockroaches to bore holes through plastic or make the ones with the dimensions I observed on the bagel.  It couldn't have been a rodent. If there was a mouse/rat/mole in my house, I'd have seen atleast its most tell tale signs- droppings by now, if not the rodent itself. Since I was new to this country and had no idea what to expect (since people here have slightly different ideas about what constitutes a "pest"), I went to our most knowledgeable friend- Google. In the next two hours I learned about various types of beetles, but most of them seemed to infest houses nearer to farms and large underground storage places rather than quaint little apartments like mine. Hugely dissatisfied with my knowledgeable friend, even after typing in a plethora of search queries that ranged from sensible sounding "common pests in Baltimore" to those that bordered on the ridiculous such as "bagel eating pests" and "plastic tearing insects", I gave up, promising myself never to leave any eatable open on the dining table henceforth. 

The mystery continued to perplex me the more I thought about it, but a huge workload over the next few days kept my mind occupied until that fateful day.

Chapter 2: The First Sighting

Come weekend, come time to travel and meet friends. And the weekend coming up was a long (3-day) weekend, for which it is criminal to not have elaborate plans. My bus was at 11 pm and I had settled down to watch "My Cousin Vinny" (highly recommended) after gleefully packing my bags. The time would be around 8:30 pm. Then, suddenly, the corner of my eye caught a movement on the floor in the living room. And there it was! Furry, four legged with whiskers, scurrying across the floor. There was no mistaking the animal whose kind I had handled day in and day out for 5 years during the pursuit of that elusive PhD degree. It was a mouse. A possibility I had disdainfully dismissed due to lack of evidence.

In five years at NII, I had picked them up from cages, handling them at will to carry out my experiments. And here was one specimen, scurrying on the floor, taking the challenge to a new level. No mouse in its rightful mind would have come within yards of me if it had heard of my reputation. But then, it probably hadn't. 

Don't get me wrong here. Being brought up in villages in India, I have seen, and effectively dealt with rodent pests before. But these were American mice. They would be different. Why, they didn't even leave droppings. I knew people "potty train" dogs and cats here, but for a mouse to have achieved this feat just speaks about the level of sophistication this country has reached. For all I know, this guy can flush too.

So I got up and reached for a cardboard box that I could invert on the little guy to trap him. This seemed the quickest option, as I had just opened a package and the carton seemed conveniently handy. The movement from my side caused a sudden rush of energy in the mouse, who until then was more keen on exploration than dashing for the nearest exit (hell, these mice have read the fire escape manual too!). So before I get to have a go at him, he disappeared into the wall. Let me explain that statement. He ran towards the heating coils (the size of a bed side table), went under it and disappeared. I beat around the coils with a stick (derived from a toilet bowl plunger), thinking he was hiding in there (and from my previous experience in handling non experimental rodents says this method works) but nothing came out. Assuming that there was a hole in the wall behind the immovable heating coils into which Scurry (let us call him that) had disappeared, I packed the area with cardboard from my would-have-been mouse trap. And since there wasn't much I could do at that time, I left for the weekend after double checking that every food item was behind a door.

Chapter 3: Of Mice and Men

When I came back from the weekend (incidentally the same one when the incidents described in "A Tryst With A Neighbor" occurred), I half expected to see my house ransacked, something or the other chewed up, and droppings (I still couldn't believe they are THAT sophisticated). Well, there was none of it. I breathed a sigh of relief. Something had to be done about it though. And soon.

Over the next couple of weeks, I was once again swamped with work, and couldn't do anything other than go back to my knowledgeable friend to quiz him more about my uninvited roommate. During this time I learnt that my friend was a "house mouse" or Mus musculus, the most common variety of rodents found in homes here. I also learnt about various methods used to trap or kill mice. But soon I reminded myself, memorizing the Plasmodium lifecycle doesn't cure one of malaria.

There was no sign of him for about ten days after the long weekend, which caused me to worry about his health. After all, I was keeping all food behind closed doors. What would he live on? I almost felt tempted to leave scraps out. For a selfish reason though. I wanted to see if he was still around. I didn't give in to this temptation because of other selfish reasons. I was just starting to think that may be he was indeed taking refuge in a hole in the wall which I had now sealed with cardboard. You know, it happens so often in scientific research that when we do an experiment for the first time, not sure of what results to expect, and it works sub optimally, we tend to make exciting hypotheses aided by some frenetic hand-waving that sound fantastic and drive us into a frenzy, only to repeat the experiment and see that when it works properly, the results that show up make our hypothesis a lesser joke compared to ourselves. So as you guessed it, I saw Scurry again.

I do not know whether my reaction was happiness, relief, or worry. Probably a mixture of all three, of which the first two are inexplicable and the third one, the only negative emotion out of the three, being understandably dominant. This time he was on the kitchen floor, pausing momentarily to look at me, as if to ascertain the fact that he had successfully caught my attention. He ran around the dining chairs before disappearing behind the refrigerator. The movement was swift, but abnormal, as if he had some muscle problem like dystrophy (and given the species name, would it be appropriate to call it Mus Muscular dystrophy?). I rushed to get my plunger-stick and turned the refrigerator around to see where he was hiding. And, yet again, there was no trace of him. Second time running.

My mind started considering possibilities again. There was everything to suggest that this mouse wasn't human. Well, mice aren't human. Let me re-state that. There was everything to suggest that this mouse wasn't from this world (I didn't mean USA when I said "world", though some people around me may disagree). Was it from the netherworld? The following points were in favor of this theory: 1) I see it only at night, which is consistent with popularly perceived notions. 2) It disappears into walls. 3) It doesn't leave droppings behind, which is unlike any other rodent infestation I have seen or heard about. 4) It doesn't appear to have a food source in its residential territory (my apartment, for goodness' sake!) and thus might be surviving without food, which is not possible for a creature of this world.

Could it be a ghost? Seeking vengeance for my actions at NII where I killed scores of mice for the sake of research? Let us consider this hypothesis critically.The first question that arises is, why one mouse? Why didn't all of them come for revenge? Visa problems? Not unlikely, considering that these mice were involved in biological research. As far as I can remember, there is no one particular mouse that I have treated worse than others, so why this one? Is it a representative? That seems difficult considering that it is coming from India. Of all the strains I have "sacrificed" for the sake of research that is ultimately supposed to benefit humanity, it would be difficult to choose one type of strain to represent the others. It is a democracy after all. If one representative is chosen, it would be from the majority. Then, wouldn't minority strains be  poorly represented? Wouldn't they require adequate representation as well? How would the representative be chosen? Given these factors, it would be required to have a group of representatives, (with an adequate proportion being from minority strains) that come to seek vengeance, among other demands (?). Else it simply wouldn't be democracy. Anything else is not acceptable.

Hence, reluctantly, I abandoned this theory. It could be a real live mouse and there could be explanations for everything else that indicates to the contrary.

Chapter 4: Mind Games

The continued presence of something troublesome, no matter how less troublesome it is, over an extended period of time can play havoc with one's mind. I was no exception, and soon I started seeing "mice" and "rat" in every little thing I came across.

For example, I was once having a scientific discussion with my boss and he said something about experiments with transgenic mice. The moment he said the word "mice", my mind switched to the "pest control" channel. I do not remember any part of the "discussion" after that point. If you think this was excusable, wait till you listen to this: I was reading news on the internet and came across an article about the sad demise of Mansoor Ali Khan Pataudi. And how did this remind me of rodents? DEMISE!! De-Mice! I need to "de-mice" my apartment. There was more to come

The next evening I went to "Punjab" Indian groceries store near my home. I had gone there to buy some Indian groceries and vegetables as I was expecting guests that weekend. And while shopping I came across this packet of heat and eat "Navratan Korma". You know how that packet appeared to me? navRATan korma. I decided that was it. I needed to do something about it immediately. I couldn't let it appear over the weekend and freak out my guests.

A couple of days before, I had read up about rodent poison. One could order it at the click of a mouse (ironically). I supposed it would be easier to buy it from a shop. The question was, where? In this country, most drugs cannot be bought over the counter, even the common ones, and with the amount of mindless paperwork that is required for almost anything, I'd have to get a written prescription from the mouse to buy rodent poison, for all I know. I decided to ask the guy at the counter once I was done with the shopping.

"Do you know where I can buy rat poison?" I asked him when he was billing me.

"Rat poison? You have rats in your house?" He counter questioned. He had a calm, learned disposition. Since this guy looks Afghani,  let us call him Affy.

"Yes, I have seen one." I responded, highly impressed by his intelligent deduction.

"What happened? You have rats in the house?" I looked around to see where the  voice came from. There was this Bangladeshi man, with hair curving around his eyes as if his eyes were in parentheses, and a broad grin on his face. He definitely knew Affy, as was evident from their interaction later on. Let us call this guy Bangy.

"Yes, I do." I didn't bother to clarify it was a mouse and not a rat. 

"Rats, always a problem. You need big cages for them, and you bait with beef slices. You get cages at Home Depot." Bangy remarked.

That really wasn't great news. Home depot was far away, and there was no way I could get there and shop before my guests arrived next evening. 

"Is there nothing else I can do? Can't I get rat poison?" I asked

"If you use rat poison, it will die, but you will not find the body. It will stink and whole house will stink. Better that you catch using cages. I always use cages." Bangy sounded professional.

"Are they big rats?" Affy asked.

"No, they are small. The common mice.I live in an apartment, not a house"

"Oh! The rats I catch are this big.." Bangy parted his hands to show the size. I do not know if it was exaggeration, but his hands could hold a large cat or a puppy. If I see a rat that big, I'd move out. I hope Bangy uses  jawed beartraps to catch those things for his own good. 

"Yeah, but small mice are more common in apartments." remarked Bangy, sounding disappointed.

"You can use these traps to catch them if they are small mice" Affy handed me a spring loaded mouse trap, the kind I had seen only in Tom and Jerry cartoons before. He then showed me how to wind up the spring carefully without letting it snap on one's own fingers. It looked good.

"I use these to catch mice. Works well. Use chocolate as a bait." Affy was surely an aficionado in this matter.

"Yeah, chocolate is a good  idea." said Bangy, not to be left out.

"How much for this?" I inquired.

"Don't worry about it." Affy smiled at me.

I thanked Affy for his gift and left for home with the mouse trap in my pocket. I definitely felt more of a match for Scurry now with this as a weapon, as compared to my improvised plunger-stick, which I have to be careful while using so as to not get the plunger side of it near my face for obvious reasons.

I'd have one go at Scurry that night, before my guests would arrive the next evening.

Chapter 5: The Battle

That evening I once again visited my friend google to read about mousetraps.Coincidentally (not really, if you think about it), I came across a forum where people had discussed how to bait, trap and kill mice.There I found most of the experts, including the manufacturer of my mouse trap recommending peanut butter as the best bait for trapping mice. So, I decided to employ peanut butter. I set the trap overnight in an area where I've seen the mouse before. The next morning, there was no mouse on the trap. Only peanut butter.Well, I had lost the first round.

My guests came over, and since two of us (including me) were to sleep on the floor, I was a bit worried about whether Scurry would make his appearance around or over one of us and turn a peaceful night's sleep into a nightmare. But, credit to him, Scurry stayed off limelight that weekend and the guests had a good time, blissfully unaware of what could have been.

The night after they left, I decide to go with Affy's and Bangy's advice and tempt the mouse with chocolate. So I set up the trap, and next morning, the results were there to be seen. Scurry was caught in the trap, the clamp had broken his spinal cord as it was supposed to, leaving him dead. I had won the battle. By now nearly a month  had passed since I had first detected Scurry's activity. I felt a great sense of relief. A sense of joy was conspicuous by its absence.

Was it a female mouse, considering that it was tempted by chocolate? This was one way to define a "chocolate mous(s)e". If it hadn't fallen for chocolate either, I'd have tried bagel, then bacon or ham. If I was sure it was a male mouse, I could have tempted it by using explicit pictures of a female mouse. Or another male mouse. One can't be sure these days..

But yeah, as I flushed that mouse carcass down the toilet, I thought about all the little moments we had together. Now, don't get me wrong,  I wasn't gonna miss him or anything.

And thus I was finally back to being the sole occupant of my apartment. 

Epilogue

A couple of days later, I was rolled up on the bed, watching a movie and eating a small piece of the same chocolate I had tempted Scurry with. Then, something strange occurred to me. Where was the piece of chocolate I had laid on the trap? I did not remember recovering it from the site of the gruesome crime. There are three possibilities: 1) Scurry savored the chocolate first and was about to leave, but then came back and tipped the trap just out of guilty conscience. 2) Scurry savored the chocolate after he was dead (my favorite hypothesis, as it points towards the existence of zombies in mice models) 3) There was someone or something else that savored the chocolate after Scurry's fatal attempt to reach it. 

And then, I may have imagined it, but a movement across the floor caught the corner of my eye. I switched on the lights. There was nothing to be seen.

Maybe I wasn't alone after all...